Tuesday, January 27, 2009

We Want You! (my sure thing job guide) - Part 1

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
This week I will be sharing my job hunting tips with you all.
I can guarantee that these tips will get you through the hard markets and credit crunch even when the all ordinaries are low. I currently have 3 jobs (Pamela's, Sultan's, and the Cinema), plus I used to be a doctor, a nurse, an engineer, a carpenter, a meteorologist, an astronaut, a bus driver, a property developer, a model, and more - so you can take my word for it.

#1. Choose a lovely tie.

#2. Oooops. Sorry guys... oooheeeooooahooo. Ahem:
#2. Remember to eat, breathe and sleep positive. Positive thinking will work miracles.

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