Topless beauty

Hi guys. I felt like going topless today. It suits me don't you think? We're going for a swim this morning but Mitch is taking forever covering herself in sunscreen.

I'm not putting up with this! I'm going! Now which way is the beach again?

Help! I'm a Celebrity!

Moley loves to take me to Italy. This morning Mitch took me to Gibson’s for a latte and sticky date in Italy. Boy did I get some attention there!! I didn't know I had fans in Noosaville. One man even wanted to me to go home with him. I just showed him my teeth.

And all the magazines! Boy were Mitch and I in heaven!

Oh yeah hi guys it's Henry calling.

When I go to the beach I always make sure I call my fish friends. Seashells are the best way to do that because they never come up for air from under the ocean – they prefer it down in the ocean bed you see. I especially like to call in on my buddies Sebastian the Seal and Gillian the whale.

Peregian Beach and the Jimmeneys Crickets

Hi guys. It’s great to be back at Peregian beach.

Just catching up with my friends the Jimmeneys Crickets. They always have so much to talk about - they neeeeeeever shut up and they have long skinny jumpy legs.

PS - Mitch is going to be fine. Thanks to my medical attention and banana soup she's back on her two feet.

Mustard Mitch!

Poor Mitch – she has a mustard foot! She stood on a sewing needle and it went all the way in – only the mustard coloured cotton was hanging out! Oooooh eeeeooooaaaaheeeeoooooh! Luckily I used to be a doctor and a nurse so I am taking very good care of her. As part of my medical treatment I am prescribing bed rest and bananas.

Mix Master

So Sasha has been ignoring my text messages all day today. Mitch thinks she might be mad at me for last night. I guess you could say that.

Here I am on my way to Pamela's this morning. I have hands like paddles so I am her star mixer. Brownies are my favourite thing to make, I throw in raisins and everything.

Roley Poley Tuesday

I was planning on taking Sasha out for cheap Tuesday movies and pizza tonight. Sasha is a relatively new cat on the block and is a real cutie pie but as you can see she is also a roley poley handful. She is so roley poley that she just drops to the ground constantly no matter where she is. I'm not putting up with that tonight so I'm just going to have some of Mitch's lentils and then I'll probably go and have a gasbag with Sausage.

Just stuffing around

Oh hi guys.

I didn't have to go to Pamela's today so I just went over to Sausage's for tea and toast, then I just stuffed around all day really. Here I am in this great new basket that Moley picked out from the Ban Krut hardware store.

Culinary Carnival!

Today BJ Tiger and The Twins are coming over (all the others are scared of the twins) so I want to make a Jordanese culinary carnival like Moley had with the Achmeds: fresh lemon and mint juice, vine leaves (my favourite), mincef (tender lamb shanks), spinach triangles and fresh turkish coffee.

We might just have to have beans because look - the only thing Mitch has in the cupboard is watties baked beans. But we don't even have a can opener - MOLEY!!!!

Spring Clean Sunbake

Hi guys, I’m back. It’s been such a big week with Mitch coming back from holidays and everything. Today Mitch was doing a big spring clean. I even joined in for a little while but then I slipped on the wet kitchen floor!

After that I thought I'm not putting up with that spring cleaning so I decided to take Mitch’s new hat and just take it easy for the afternoon. Mitch doesn’t really like sunbaking because it hurts her skin but orangutangles have fur so we’re different.

Love Henry